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/*-								
 * Copyright (c) 2001 SimonB <simonb@c0ke.kaizo.org> 		
 * All rights reserved.
 *
 * Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
 * modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions
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 * 2. Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright
 *    notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the
 *    documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution.
 * 3. All advertising materials mentioning features or use of this software
 *    must display the following acknowledgement:
 *	This product includes software developed by SimonB / Kaizo.Org
 *
 *
 * THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE REGENTS AND CONTRIBUTORS ``AS IS'' AND
 * ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE
 * IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE
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 * FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL
 * DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS
 * OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION)
 * HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT
 * LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY
 * OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF
 * SUCH DAMAGE.
 *
 */

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	"The author hereby disclaims all knowledge, expressed or implied
	of this software ever working.  That's *ever*."
	};

char hak[] = {
	"This system may contain language, images, ideas, or philosophies
	that you may find offensive. "
	};

char sak[] {
	"This is a personally owned and privately operated system"
	};

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	"This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance
	to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where
	prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank
	number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment.
	Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not
	use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will
	be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to
	sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for
	some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings.
	For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of
	age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No
	user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on
	carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated
	picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking
	seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As
	seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a
	substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time,
	fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when
	wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
	Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool. process
	promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was
	current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on
	file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect,
	incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error
	or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the
	Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial
	penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling
	rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your
	receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin.
	Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
	Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the
	Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of
	dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
	Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be
	present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase
	necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
	Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated are.
	Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with same type. Approved for
	veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some
	equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian
	coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone.
	Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or
	horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package,
	not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then
	pull down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash.
	Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for
	identification purposes only. Record additional transactions on back
	of previous stub. Unix is a registeredtrademark of AT&T. Do not fold,
	spindle or mutilate. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a
	complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may
	vary. This article does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either
	myself, my company, my friends, or my cat. Don't quote me on that.
	Don't quote me on anything. All rights reserved. You may distribute
	this article freely but you may not make a profit from it. Terms are
	subject to change without notice. Illustrations are slightly enlarged
	to show detail. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is
	unintentional and purely coincidental. Do not remove this disclaimer
	under penalty of law. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. Do not
	bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle. No substitutions allowed. For a
	limited time only. This article is void where prohibited, taxed, or
	otherwise restricted. Caveat emptor. Article is provided "as is"
	without any warranties. Reader assumes full responsibility. An equal
	opportunity article. No shoes, no shirt, no articles. quantities are
	limited while supplies last. If any defects are discovered, do not
	attempt to read them yourself, but return to an authorized service
	center. Read at your own risk. Parental advisory - explicit lyrics.
	Text may contain explicit materials some readers may find
	objectionable, parental guidance is advised. Keep away from sunlight.
	Keep away from pets and small children. Limit one-per-family please.
	No money down. No purchase necessary. You need not be present to win.
	Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Instructions are
	included. Action figures sold separately. No preservatives added.
	Slippery when wet. Safety goggles may be required during use. Sealed
	for your protection, do not read if safety seal is broken. Call before
	you dig. Not liable for damages arising from use or misuse. For
	external use only. If rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops,
	discontinue reading. Read only with proper ventilation. Avoid extreme
	temperatures and store in a cool dry place. Keep away from open
	flames. Avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes. Do
	not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Do
	not place near a flammable or magnetic source. Smoking this article
	could be hazardous to your health. The best safeguard, second only to
	abstinence, is the use of a condom. No salt, MSG, artificial color or
	flavoring added. If ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms
	persist, consult a physician. Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly,
	and children should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
	Caution: Happy FUn Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
	Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture
	should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use Happy Fun
	Ball on concrete. Discontinute use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the
	following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Dizziness, Tingling in
	extremities, Loss of balance or coordination, Slurred speech,
	Temporary blindness, Profuse Sweating, or Heart palpitations. If Happy
	Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover
	head. Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin. When not in
	use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and
	kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of
	Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and it's parent company,
	Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability. Ingredients of
	Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to
	Earth, presumably from outer space. Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to
	our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes
	on Iraq. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. May cause any of the
	aforementioned effects and/or death. Articles are ribbed for your
	pleasure. Possible penalties for early withdrawal. Offer valid only at
   	participating sites. Slightly higher west of the Rockies. Allow four
	to six weeks for delivery. Must be 18 to read. Disclaimer does not
	cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic
	eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect,
	damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or
	unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or
	altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts,
	sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in
	this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or
	taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling
	rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or
	projectile which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets,
	shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of
	Xrays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.
	Other restrictions may apply.
	This supersedes all previous notices."
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